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#20 Stop Raining

This advice is directed at the weather. More than two days of rain in a row are too much. We don’t like getting wet when we are riding our bike to the library because our jeans stay wet for hours, and then we get pneumonia and die, and the city turns into a ghost town, [...]

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#7 Love Our Neighbors

If we really loved our neighbors, the neighborhood would inevitably turn into one big cult, and sooner or later the FBI would have to raid it. Be careful what you wish for!
Personally I have no intention of loving my neighbors, or even meeting them. First you say hello at the mailbox, and [...]

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