#8 Make the Slipper Fit
Posted in Beauty, General, Personal Hygiene on Apr 16th, 2008
Even if we have big, ugly feet, it is good practice to cut off our ugly big toe to fit into the dainty glass slipper. If we fail to do this, we risk losing the prince (who will not consider marrying any but the most beautiful, servile girl with the smallest feet) and missing [...]