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#20 Stop Raining

This advice is directed at the weather. More than two days of rain in a row are too much. We don’t like getting wet when we are riding our bike to the library because our jeans stay wet for hours, and then we get pneumonia and die, and the city turns into a ghost town, [...]

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#2 Be More Like Jesus

Even if you’re not religious, it will upset the governments of the world if we all be more like Jesus, and that can’t be a bad thing, can it?
When six billion of us have taken Jesus as our model, given away our wealth and overhauled our lives to prepare [...]

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