#29 Use Our Own Butter
May 15th, 2008 by doing better
My housemate Jeremy used to steal my butter because he was too cheap and lazy to buy his own. Then someone told me about how the Israeli Defense Forces would rake the sand in the desert outside the security fence so they could see any footprints if somebody tried to sneak into their country and blow things up. That gave me the brilliant idea of raking my butter. Jeremy did not dare invade my raked butter. He used our other housemate’s butter instead. Was that passive aggressive of me? I really don’t care.
As an added note, when it was Jeremy’s turn to buy toilet paper, he contributed free newspapers. He would also put his sweaty running clothes and shoes into the tumble dryer after he went running, causing an unholy stink to pervade the house.
There is not much you can do with somebody like that except drive them out of town tied upside down to the belly of an ass.